"we must reinvent love"
|I can't swim, I can't dance, and I don't know karate. Fce it, I'm never going to make it|
Slytherpuff. It’s a weird combination, I know, but I’m not ambitious enough to be a full Slyth or nice enough to be...
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since...
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”
Me: “I’m coming…”
For when you find that specal someone
an eggagment ring
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