"we must reinvent love"
|I can't swim, I can't dance, and I don't know karate. Fce it, I'm never going to make it|
|Me:||Whoa, this character kills a lot of people|
|Me:||They're my favorite|
will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a...
Slytherpuff. It’s a weird combination, I know, but I’m not ambitious enough to be a full Slyth or nice enough to be...
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since...
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”
Me: “I’m coming…”